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Save Me!

Posted by Jacco "Jack" Haas, PhD on March 28, 2010 at 8:29 PM Comments comments (0)

These bastards in the media, and their capitalist minions in medicine make me want to buy a second long gun and end my days with some flamboyance.

These ads that proclaim words to the effect of, "Give us your money, it will save lives!!" then followed by whatever disease they are promoting.

Funny thing is, morons, NONE OF US ARE GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE!!"

Where is the truth in advertising? Oh, how can there be, it's a capitalist, hence openly corrupt line of work.

The thing is, the minority controls the majority. That is pretty normal, I reckon, since the majority is dim as tar paper. However, capitalists need to be culled. All of them. That is where the Revolution comes in. Destroy all the facade of democracy and capitalism. It is an illusion.

Try, try, try to separate them, it's an illusion. Try, try, try, and you will come, to this conclusion: capitalism and democracy are the cheap beer of the masses. Destroy everything. Freedom awaits you!!!

Well, Canadians Are Definitely Moronic!

Posted by Jacco "Jack" Haas, PhD on March 23, 2010 at 9:38 PM Comments comments (0)

Yeah, that's right, moronic.

The average dumb-ass doesn't understand what "proportional representation" is, and on the rare occasions it is ever mentioned, the vast majority of Canadian dimwits dismiss the idea, preferring, instead, the antediluvian and entirely unfair system developed by equally moronic Englishmen known as "first past the post".

As the brilliant anarchist Emma Goldman noted, "If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal".

Nonetheless, moronic Canadian, American, and British fools, amongst others, continue to think that they not only live in a democratic and "free" country, but that VOTING IS A DUTY!!!!

Well, dipshit, if you think that supporting egotistical, corrupt, vain, self-aggrandizing vermin is your duty as a citizen of some dubious form of democracy, then go ahead and vote for the cocaine-snorting, child-molesting, wife-beating, homo-sexual philanderer who professes to be YOUR candidate in YOUR riding.

Go ahead, dipshit. After all, he's the one who's going to party hearty at our expense for eight years (if you re-elect him, as hillbillies in Alberta like to do), avoid going to jail or getting a criminal record for any number of offenses that would see you or I imprisoned for years, and then "retire" to a six figure pension.

Oh yes, morons, democracy is wonderful, and voting changes everything. Godverdomme!!

Where is my shag,...I need smoke and a lekker kopje koffie now.

Americans? Dumber Than Canadians!

Posted by Jacco "Jack" Haas, PhD on March 4, 2010 at 8:24 AM Comments comments (0)

Look, I don't like much, other than a "lekker kopje koffie" and a nice cigarette. Almost every time I read a paper or listen to the news, a conversation on the bus, a sports broadcast or whatever, I hear or see something and realize just how much I don't like it or how stupid it is.

The other day, I heard that there was a poll done in the United States of Assholes which showed that the vast majority of them do not trust their government to look after their personal best interests. Seems logical, perhaps, if I left it at that. But get this, the stupid morons trust corporations and "big business" to look after them more than their own government!!!

Godverdomme!! Stomme buitenlanders!!

Corporations whose only motive is profit at all costs will be sure to look after the average schmuck's best interests. If I believed in a stupid god, like 99% of stupid Assholicans, I would cry out to it and wonder how dumb a nation of peoplecan be.

Vancouver Winter Olympics!?

Posted by Jacco "Jack" Haas, PhD on February 13, 2010 at 6:04 PM Comments comments (0)

You know, I am not so good with this Internet stuff like these young vermin, but I must express my outrage at everything that I am outraged at!!!

I came to this county as a young lad of 14, in the 1950's. I work hard, get my PhD in Ancient Music, and teach for many years around North America. Now, I have time to vent my hatred towards many things.

I have so many things to be angry about that I could shake a stick at them, but I will start with this fiasco known as the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics.

Godverdomme, as my father would have said!! How can Vancouver host a winter games? Look at it already. One fool is dead, everything is being cancelled, what a bunch of morons!!! Luckily, I have two nationalities, and I see that my fatherland, The Netherlands, has already got one gold medal.

Canadian fools!!! I can say that, because I am also Canadian, and I hate them!!. Fuckers, I would call them, if I dare to be so profane!! My goddamn grandchildren taught me to swear. I love them, but I hate them, as well.

I hate Holland, too, though. My hatred knows no bounds, only degrees. Next time, I will tell you how evil and useless anyone under the age of 30 is and how children should be imprisoned from the age of 13 until at least 25, just to keep the rest of us safe.

In the meanwhile, I am going to have some Advocaat and cola and watch these stupid Olympic games.

In hatred,

J. Haas